Not My Problem


Oh look! He’s dropped that fiver I could pick it up and give to to him?

I probably should, I just don’t want to make a scene,

He could turn around and definitely think that I’m trying to take it

If I don’t do it soon then it’ll be too late

‘Hey Sir!’ Oh look he didn’t hear me,

Well thats a shame I did my best to shout but clearly,

He’s so busy with his headphones and his suitcase and his tie,

If he couldn’t hear me, That’s his problem not mine…


I might not have noticed,

No one can prove I noticed,

But I know she saw it

So I can just ignore it,

And say:

Doing nothing isn’t a crime

It’s his problem, and her problem.

Not mine.


Oh look! He dropped that money, she should pick it up and give it to him,

She saw it first so she should do it, it’s a simple thing,

I could just get it, but it’s definitely closer to the lady,

Who just looked at me but I can look away,

Hey listen, before you judge me I could have a bad back

Or bad knees -I mean I don’t but they don’t know that,

She’s so busy, looking at me, I’m doing fine,

It’s closer to her, it’s her problem not mine.


I might not have noticed,

She can’t prove I noticed,

But I know saw it,

So I can just ignore it,

And say:

Doing nothing isn’t a crime

It’s his problem, and her problem.

Not mine.


Ha! That twat just dropped his money,

He doesn’t look like he needs it but it’s still kinda funny,

I could take it but those girls would definitely see,

Oh wow, she’s pretty, she’ll notice me,

If I can pick it up and hand it to him - seem a decent guy,

Or better pick it up and ask her if it’s hers? Wait why?

It’s clearly not hers, she’s seen it there, it’s fine,

I’ll leave it on the floor, it’s the twat’s problem not mine.


I might not have noticed,

You can’t prove I noticed,

But I know she saw it,

So I can just ignore it,

And say:

Doing nothing isn’t a crime

It’s his problem, and her problem.

Not mine.


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ALL

I might not have noticed,

You can’t prove I noticed,

But I know she saw it,

So I can just ignore it,

And say:

Doing nothing isn’t a crime

It’s his problem, and her problem.

Not mine.