I don’t believe in freebies
I’m not asking for a gift
My music is my currency
My lyrics are my tip
I’ve sold my songs for money
Despite what you might think
And now I’m singing on this table
For a vanilla latte drink
It’s a win win situation
We both gain from this deal
You’ll give me my hydration
And I’ll give you the feels
Coz I’ll sing my heart out
And you’ll… barist
Forget about cash
It won’t be missed
I’ll sing you a song
With no value money
You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny
You can sing along – and you won’t deny
I’ll have made your day and you’ll have made mine
I’ll sing you a song
With no value for money
You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny
Then I’ll drink your coffee and I’ll say goodbye
You go your way and I’ll go mine
You might mocha me for singing
You might ask for cash instead
But mine’s a gift that keeps on giving
When it’s stuck in your head
Cos when I sell out Wembley
And the crowd willsing along
You can tell the world that you were first
To hear this song
It’s a win win situation
We both gain from this deal
While the coffee’s brewing
I think that we’ll
Sing our hearts out
And here’s the twist
Cash’ll be gone
It won’t be missed
I’ll sing you a song
With no value money
You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny
You can sing along – and you won’t deny
I’ll have made your day and you’ll have made mine
I’ll sing you a song
With no value for money
You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny
Then I’ll drink your coffee and I’ll say goodbye
You go your way and I’ll go mine
I’ll sing you a song
With no value money
You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny
You can sing along – and you won’t deny
I’ll have made your day and you’ll have made mine
I’ll sing you a song
With no value for money
You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny
Then I’ll drink your coffee and I’ll say goodbye
You go your way and I’ll go mine