Cash Won't Be Missed

I don’t believe in freebies

I’m not asking for a gift

My music is my currency

My lyrics are my tip

I’ve sold my songs for money

Despite what you might think

And now I’m singing on this table

For a vanilla latte drink


It’s a win win situation

We both gain from this deal

You’ll give me my hydration

And I’ll give you the feels

Coz I’ll sing my heart out

And you’ll… barist

Forget about cash

It won’t be missed


I’ll sing you a song

With no value money

You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny

You can sing along – and you won’t deny

I’ll have made your day and you’ll have made mine

I’ll sing you a song

With no value for money

You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny

Then I’ll drink your coffee and I’ll say goodbye

You go your way and I’ll go mine


You might mocha me for singing

You might ask for cash instead

But mine’s a gift that keeps on giving

When it’s stuck in your head

Cos when I sell out Wembley

And the crowd willsing along

You can tell the world that you were first

To hear this song


It’s a win win situation

We both gain from this deal

While the coffee’s brewing

I think that we’ll

Sing our hearts out

And here’s the twist

Cash’ll be gone

It won’t be missed


I’ll sing you a song

With no value money

You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny

You can sing along – and you won’t deny

I’ll have made your day and you’ll have made mine

I’ll sing you a song

With no value for money

You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny

Then I’ll drink your coffee and I’ll say goodbye

You go your way and I’ll go mine


I’ll sing you a song

With no value money

You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny

You can sing along – and you won’t deny

I’ll have made your day and you’ll have made mine

I’ll sing you a song

With no value for money

You can choose the blues or I can try to be funny

Then I’ll drink your coffee and I’ll say goodbye

You go your way and I’ll go mine